The Quote Boat
Here's a load of crazy stuff I've said. Don't take it too seriously, I mess about a lot. (The top ones are the most recent)
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"Use the net... have a website!"
"If the government have a back door into your net life, don't give them a reason to use it. Honesty always pays off. No more secrets!"
"While asleep, dreaming is where you can do the impossible. It's not to be mixed with reality."
"If I was the only person at work, I'd still not get employee of the month because I'm not an arse kissing bastard!"
"You know you're getting old when you go on a website which has one of those 'date of birth' bits, and your year needs to be scrolled!"
"You slit my wrists, I'll slit your throat. You cut off my arm, I'll cut off your head. If you rip out my heart, I'll rip out your soul."
"If you don't write things down, you'll only forget."
"I was born a Christian you know... yes, I made that decision myself because I could really help it, couldn't I? After the age of 3 and seeing Star Wars for the first time, I knew I'd be a Jedi and proud!"
"Once upon a time, there was a thingy, and it did stuff. The end."
"Rainy days can ruin your plans but you'll always have Mario Kart. Well, unless you sold it and in that case you're bit of a noob! If you did sell it, I still think you're alright... an alright noob!"
"I'm off out soon to buy my Granddad (The Man) a father's day gift. I could buy my dad something but I could shit in a bag instead and give him that. It's what he deserves, and it's free."
"Too many people say 'get a life' and judge others. The only people who need to get a life are those that say it, judging other people who have a personality that they want and will never have."
"The problem is, we're both two very different egos. Only difference is, he thinks he's ace, and I know I am."
"I like a good debate, especially when I'm right.. which is usually all of the time."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words and Playboy Magazine will never hurt me."
"Through the power of video, you must listen to the truth."
"If it wasn't true, I wouldn't say it."
"Me and John Locke have a lot in common... we both dislike our Dad's and we hate being told what to do. Except I'm younger and more sexy."
"I don't need to try and impress anyone because I know I'm ace. You don't need to try and impress me because I'm too busy knowing I'm ace."
"If I don't get my tits out on my website, it'll never be a success."
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"Use the net... have a website!"
"If the government have a back door into your net life, don't give them a reason to use it. Honesty always pays off. No more secrets!"
"While asleep, dreaming is where you can do the impossible. It's not to be mixed with reality."
"If I was the only person at work, I'd still not get employee of the month because I'm not an arse kissing bastard!"
"You know you're getting old when you go on a website which has one of those 'date of birth' bits, and your year needs to be scrolled!"
"You slit my wrists, I'll slit your throat. You cut off my arm, I'll cut off your head. If you rip out my heart, I'll rip out your soul."
"If you don't write things down, you'll only forget."
"I was born a Christian you know... yes, I made that decision myself because I could really help it, couldn't I? After the age of 3 and seeing Star Wars for the first time, I knew I'd be a Jedi and proud!"
"Once upon a time, there was a thingy, and it did stuff. The end."
"Rainy days can ruin your plans but you'll always have Mario Kart. Well, unless you sold it and in that case you're bit of a noob! If you did sell it, I still think you're alright... an alright noob!"
"I'm off out soon to buy my Granddad (The Man) a father's day gift. I could buy my dad something but I could shit in a bag instead and give him that. It's what he deserves, and it's free."
"Too many people say 'get a life' and judge others. The only people who need to get a life are those that say it, judging other people who have a personality that they want and will never have."
"The problem is, we're both two very different egos. Only difference is, he thinks he's ace, and I know I am."
"I like a good debate, especially when I'm right.. which is usually all of the time."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words and Playboy Magazine will never hurt me."
"Through the power of video, you must listen to the truth."
"If it wasn't true, I wouldn't say it."
"Me and John Locke have a lot in common... we both dislike our Dad's and we hate being told what to do. Except I'm younger and more sexy."
"I don't need to try and impress anyone because I know I'm ace. You don't need to try and impress me because I'm too busy knowing I'm ace."
"If I don't get my tits out on my website, it'll never be a success."
